I remember what colonnos meant, on my blog list. And not brown nose, like W said.
It means - my colonoscopy, scheduled for tomorrow. Nothing wrong, just screening.
But ummmm....it's just not fun. In fact, it's crappy. HAHAHAHAH. HAAHAHA. Haha.
Ha. ha.
Yeah, pun intended. And I know it's a crappy pun. HAha- there I go again.
Not that medical procedures are supposed to be fun.
But let me tell you - I would take a 10-minute mammogram over the colonnos any day.
(Full disclosure - I was a mammography technologist in a previous life. Yeah - that woman).
Still - the not eating and the prepping and the drinking of the Halflytely stuff (and there's nothing halfway about it - I'm holding onto my head by the ears, to make sure that doesn't come through too!) and being hungry...and I'm not even to the procedure yet - as far as screening exams go - yeah, the mammogram, in a heartbeat.
So colonnos Part 2 tomorrow...I'm off to the little chamber room. The little stinky chamber room.
