"" Lulu's Sandbar: ...and that's what I do with these three fingers...
Welcome to my sand bar - trying to push past my boundaries and serve up humorous observations on life...

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

...and that's what I do with these three fingers...

...overheard as I walked into a conference room at Huge McNormous and saw this guy holding up his hands and wiggling his thumbs and first two fingers on each...

I think that I'm creative and crafty and fun.  But in my most yearning inner self, I want to be a writer, an author.  A real one, with published bestsellers and massive first printings and and agent and a book tour.  And a dust cover photo.  Retouched.

So my first work?
A coffee table book with the comments that are overheard out of context.  Those scraps of conversation that make no sense when standing alone - and sometimes within the conversation itself.  Called...."Ice Cubes from Lulu's Sandbar."

"Her horns were huge! Not mention those fingers."

"Yeah, I always pluck those out when they get covered."

"Dude, it was all greasy and wrapped around my mom."

Please - join in the fun!  I'll give you credit....you might even make the dust cover.


3 comments:

w said...

"... and then they sat in it and bubbles came up. the gravy was no longer brown after that..."

i have no idea what that means. but i overheard myself talking to the mirror. i had to turn and walk away.

Lulu said...

Wendi - I want to move to your home and cook for you just so you can make me laugh all day long.

susan m hinckley said...

We gave my daughter a book when she was in art school that is called something like "things overheard at the museum" and it is really great -- you should try to find it (the strangest and stupidest things about art that you could imagine)