At the beachside nail salon:
MFT: More men should get pedicures - it would make their shoes fit better!
Lulu: Mormons should get more pedicures?
At the swanky beachside seafood restaurant:
MFT: Oooo, that last swallow...(of wine) I can really taste the honey.
Lulu: That's why I don't like onions.
MFT: ***??
Lulu: You can really taste the oniony sauce? Didn't you just gargle that wine to get the onion taste out of your mouth? Isn't that what you said?
MFT: Yes, that wine DID have a fine oniony finish.
2 comments:
We need to make sure there are no sharp things around the two of you, as it appears it won't be long before this hearing thing breaks out into a rumble.
dearest lulu. i don't like people touching my feet. um. that's all.
dearest lulu. i like bacon in my wine. it dilutes the alcohol taste.
i'm glad you're having fun with yft.
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