I have bird beak streaks all over the snot.
I have bird poop all over my porch furniture.
Target practice anyone???
Also - just saw a headline note on msnbc.com that said, "Is reality tv voting rigged? Vote."
Obviously the headline writer is in an irony-free zone. Maybe he's also having a bird snot crisis.
And you all know how I feel about snotty phlegmmmmmmmmm....
HEY - I just read a whole bunch o'posts looking for a previous flemmmmy post to link to, and guess what? I'm kind of funny. Sometimes, even maybe a bit heelarious.
Unfortunately, I seem to have lost my posty mojo sometime around the fall and I haven't gotten it back yet. Did I cough it up during the Coughity Hackity time? Did the rash give me a fever and I just imagined that I was funny? Was it all of the parties?
Could I have used up all my funny thoughts?
No, couldn't be that.
The BIRD is STEALING my MOJOOOOOO....
And I couldn't find a funny bird picture.