I have bird beak streaks all over the snot.
I have bird poop all over my porch furniture.
Target practice anyone???
Also - just saw a headline note on msnbc.com that said, "Is reality tv voting rigged? Vote."
Obviously the headline writer is in an irony-free zone. Maybe he's also having a bird snot crisis.
And you all know how I feel about snotty phlegmmmmmmmmm....
HEY - I just read a whole bunch o'posts looking for a previous flemmmmy post to link to, and guess what? I'm kind of funny. Sometimes, even maybe a bit heelarious.
Unfortunately, I seem to have lost my posty mojo sometime around the fall and I haven't gotten it back yet. Did I cough it up during the Coughity Hackity time? Did the rash give me a fever and I just imagined that I was funny? Was it all of the parties?
Could I have used up all my funny thoughts?
No, couldn't be that.
The BIRD is STEALING my MOJOOOOOO....
And I couldn't find a funny bird picture.
Sigghhhh.
6 comments:
Maybe it is time to get your game on with a BB gun. Target practice for the soul perhaps?
Wait! Maybe make a voodoo doll, birdy style. Yeah, that should do it!
I don't know. I think you and the bird are making a great comedy team.
maybe you should shoot the bird. oh wait. you already said that. dern.
Why don't you flip the bird at those birds?
:)
I think you need a gun... Or, a cat!
Hugs!!
She Said...if only I had one...
LL - thanks for the virtual applause!
W - yeah, what you said
GEM - can you send your son over with a golf club?
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