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Monday, April 19, 2010

NOW it's personal....

I have bird snot all over my front window.

I have bird beak streaks all over the snot.

I have bird poop all over my porch furniture.

Target practice anyone???

Also - just saw a headline note on msnbc.com that said, "Is reality tv voting rigged? Vote."

Obviously the headline writer is in an irony-free zone. Maybe he's also having a bird snot crisis.

And you all know how I feel about snotty phlegmmmmmmmmm....

HEY - I just read a whole bunch o'posts looking for a previous flemmmmy post to link to, and guess what? I'm kind of funny. Sometimes, even maybe a bit heelarious.

Unfortunately, I seem to have lost my posty mojo sometime around the fall and I haven't gotten it back yet. Did I cough it up during the Coughity Hackity time? Did the rash give me a fever and I just imagined that I was funny? Was it all of the parties?

Could I have used up all my funny thoughts?

No, couldn't be that.

The BIRD is STEALING my MOJOOOOOO....

And I couldn't find a funny bird picture.

Sigghhhh.

6 comments:

She Said said...

Maybe it is time to get your game on with a BB gun. Target practice for the soul perhaps?

She Said said...

Wait! Maybe make a voodoo doll, birdy style. Yeah, that should do it!

Logical Libby said...

I don't know. I think you and the bird are making a great comedy team.

w said...

maybe you should shoot the bird. oh wait. you already said that. dern.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Why don't you flip the bird at those birds?

:)

I think you need a gun... Or, a cat!

Hugs!!

said...

She Said...if only I had one...

LL - thanks for the virtual applause!

W - yeah, what you said

GEM - can you send your son over with a golf club?